Humpty Dumpty by Jonathan

Fifth grader Luis D.in Mrs.Patel's class made the best fractured fairy tale on Humpty Dumpty.For all of you fairy tale lovers here it is the fractured fairy tale on Humpty Dumpty.

Do you remembert hat clumsy egg from that other book "Humpty Dumpty".But this is now the year 

2027 and mankind has found many more ways to improve life on earth.So now humpty Dumpty is as

sturdy as a boulder.Remember that now.........

 Once upon a time in the year 2027,Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall eating his sandwich .When all of 

a sudden his friends scared him of the wall .Humpty Dumpty was furious!He said to his friends,now I have nothing to eat!!! 

But he didn't break...

The next day Humpty Dumpty started eating his sandwich on top of a building that was as tall as 3 schools on top of each other.2 window washing robots carried him up.He was pretty sure that no one 

could get up here to knock him off.He was enjoying his sandwich when all of the sudden he heard some laughter he carried on eating his sandwich thinking it was just the wind.Next thing he knew 

his friends pushed him off.Good thing he only got minor cracks.He didn't even bother screaming at them he just left.

What Humpty Dumpty never realized was that when he plummeted to the ground (The day before)

he landed on his head and instantly became the martest living thing on earth.That night he made 

a plan that will finally let him eat his sandwich for at least one day and maybe more......

 The next day he arrived earlier to eat his sandwich on the same building.He called a mattress  truck from the inside of the building to go to a house that is right next to it.The man said that it would be there at  1:45pm,just enough time to eat his sandwich.Everything was ok until he heard some giggles but at the same time the truck was almost in front of the building.His friends came out from the side of an air vent then he jumped off the building with his sandwich eaten and he landed on the mattresses safely."ha ha!"he shouted at them."I finally ate my sandwich in peace without you guys messing with me.The End

Well there you have it the fractured fairy tale by Luis.D in Mrs.Patel's class.